One of the first problems with this restaurant is getting there.  Zaragosa is a congested street, and you must travel a few miles before you reach Alameda.  The casino is hiding on a side street, with a small parking lot across the way.  A very small parking lot, in fact, considering the number of people coming to the casino.  You'll probably wind up parking much farther away, or paying a few dollars for closer parking.  I managed to park, but only because I arrived very early on a weekday.

The second obstacle -- beware ye the sins of gambling!  Reaching the restaurant required threading my way through row after row of slot machines and various other games...  I wound up dropping $10 on the slots.  Shame on me.  I nearly fell victim to the Keno game running even inside the restaurant, but I valiantly pulled myself away and concentrated on the food.

Ahh, the food...  I ordered the Mexican combo platter, wanting to have an assortment of food to taste.  The restaurant also brags about its fajitas, so I ordered the beef fajita platter, intending to take most of it home.  As I waited for my food, I munched on the provided nachos, enjoying the hot, thick and fruity salsa.

The combo platter arrived first, and it was a blast.  Beans and rice, nice.  The chile relleno wasn't too spicy to hide its taste.  The enchilada was good, but the taco -- it was square!  Never had a square taco before.  Good, though.  The traditional gordita was quite a treat.  Don't let Taco Bell tell you what a gordita is; they're wrong!  There was plenty of food, and I barely had any space for what was to come next.

After polishing off the combo platter the waiter brought out a big sizzling pan piled with steak and onions, a pot with a few fresh fajitas and a bowl with guacamole and seasonings.  I was able to handle one fajita without bursting -- I felt I had a duty to my readers to try one fresh from the kitchen!  It was quite good; the beef wasn't overcooked, and had a nice taste that wasn't masked by the seasonings.  I scraped the remaining beef, fajitas and seasonings into the styrofoam doggie bag provided by the waiter.  It made a nice late evening snack.

So stray ye not from the path of righteousness; and if ye avoid the cars, the crowd, and the machines of sin, ye shall find your way to thy just rewards, a wonderful meal of Mexican food, at Wyngs Restaurant.